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Dave's Rant: The NCAA Tournament Bubble

March 9th, 2009
BubblesSo I flick on ESPN to find some info about teams "on the bubble" for making the NCAA Tourney. What do I learn? That the Detroit Lions should take a safety in Round 3.

If you don't know what "on the bubble" means then you are the exact type of person I want to compete against in my NCAA pool.

Dave's Ridiculous Rankings: Yo Adrien!

March 4th, 2009

Below is my latest set of Rankings & Irrelevant Comments.  Educational?  Unlikely. Informed? Nah.  Entertaining?  Hopefully.

 

1. UCONN (27-2)

Best Wins: Miami, at Gonzaga, West Virginia, Villanova, at Louisville, SU

Losses: Georgetown, Pitt

College Hoops: ESPN's Half-Time a Waste of Time

February 26th, 2009
Hoops on TV

At half-time of last Saturday’s primetime game, ESPN commentators provided analysis of plays that I just saw, replays of action that I just saw, and statistics of the first half that I just saw. That led me to ponder: “Didn’t I just see this?” And, “Does ESPN, the network that I love more than life itself, think I’m an idiot?” The commentators did not respond.

 

Dave's Ridiculous Rankings: A Funny Look at the Top 10

February 24th, 2009
John Calipari - Memphis

 

Below is my latest set of Rankings & Irrelevant Comments.  Educational?  Unlikely.  Entertaining?  Hopefully.

 

1. PITT (25-2)

Best wins: Florida State, Syracuse, ND, WV, at UConn

Any Luster to ESPN's BracketBusters?

February 19th, 2009
Stephen Curry - Davidson

Any Luster To ESPN’s Bracket Buster?

 

My wife thinks I’m a College-Hoop-aholic.  The evidence is somewhat convincing:

 

*On February 14th, she asked, “Do you have any idea what today is?  I responded, “Yeah, it’s Wisconsin’s turn to host College GameDay.”

Dave's Ridiculous Rankings: A Funny Look at the Top 10

February 17th, 2009

Below is my current set of Rankings and Irrelevant Comments.  I’m hoping that the Irrelevant Comments make you laugh.  If, however, you find my Rankings laughable, well, that’s fine too.

 

Dear ESPN: Please Just Show The Game

February 12th, 2009

 

Things you will never hear a man say: (1) I'd love to watch Thelma & Louise again. (2) Mmmm... Tofu. (3) Her breasts are way too big.  And (4) I can't take another minute of ESPN.

I must sadly admit that as of this past Tuesday the one about ESPN no longer applies to me.

The Top 10 Reasons Indiana Stinks

January 29th, 2009

We all know by now how Indiana was ravaged in the off-season due to NBA departures (Gordon), graduation (White), and the mess left by Captain Crooked (Sampson).  Thus everyone expected Indiana to struggle.. but the Hoosiers might actually be even worse than originally thought. They’re not just bad, they’re on the verge of being all-time, Oregon State, NJIT, Savannah State, Washington Generals, bad..